CERN, the Vatican, and the X-Marks-the-Spot Great American Eclipse; What Are the Powers That Be Planning?

(Natural News)—In an emergency weekend broadcast that he does not normally do, Mike Adams of the “Health Ranger Report” discussed some of the latest revelations about strange and spooky things that are scheduled to occur during the April 8 solar eclipse across the United States.

In addition to creating an X-marks-the-spot crossover with the last Great American Eclipse that occurred on Aug. 21, 2017, that crossover occurring smack-dead-center over the epicenter of the New Madrid Seismic Zone, the April 8 eclipse will also coincide with some strange government events that bear ominous implications.

One of the things Adams discussed in the video below – be sure to watch – is the fact that TxDMV announced a travel ban prohibiting size and weight permitted travel on eclipse day across 80 Texas counties.

In short, TxDMV is prohibiting basically all commercial trucks from traveling on April 8 in 80 Texas counties “from Anderson to Zavala,” or from A to Z.

“Have you ever heard of a solar eclipse resulting in state officials banning commercial trucks?” Adams asked, perplexed.

What the travel ban means is that all commercial trucks carrying things like gravel, diesel, sections of bridges, tractors and other agricultural equipment, cattle and groceries to grocery stores, and bulk food supplies to restaurants will have to stop delivering on April 8.

“On April 8, no stores are going to get supplies – and you know that just-in-time delivery is a very real thing,” Adams warns.

“It’s almost like Texas is causing a supply chain crisis on purpose on April 8 … Something is weird about this. Something is odd about the government’s overreaction, and I don’t yet know what it is.”

NASA to launch three sounding rockets at “moon’s shadow” during eclipse

Another even stranger development is NASA’s announcement on March 25, which took many by surprise, about a series of rocket launches that are scheduled to occur on April 8.

NASA is planning to launch not one, not two, but three sounding rockets “into the moon’s shadow” during the solar eclipse, supposedly to study “the disturbances in the ionosphere created when the moon eclipses the sun.”

According to the Atmospheric Perturbations around Eclipse Path (APEP), the rocket launches will occur at NASA’s Wallops Flight Facility in Virginia.

Back in October 2023, there was actually another eclipse that traversed the United States, lesser known than the 2017 and 2024 ones. That eclipse, by the way, along with the 2017 and 2024 eclipses, creates a giant Hebrew Tav over America.

CERN to fire up Satanic particle accelerator on April 8

Another creepy event scheduled for April 8 is the activation of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which has been out of commission for two years now.

Described as the “world’s largest and most powerful particle accelerator,” CERN’s LHC is scheduled to “smash protons together” on April 8 in an effort to “search for invisible particles secretly powering our universe.”

For the past two years, those behind CERN were busy spending upwards of $4 billion ensuring the machine is in proper working condition for this momentous event that directly coincides with the April 8 eclipse.

“Scientists began preliminary tests by sending billions of protons around LHC’s ring of superconducting magnets to boost their energy,” reported the Daily Mail Online (United Kingdom).

“And next month, CERN will shoot them down a 17-mile-long tunnel at nearly the speed of light to recreate conditions a second after the Big Bang.”

The LHC is located 300 feet underground at a hidden facility located on the border of France and Switzerland. It first went live on Sept. 10, 2008, one day before the seven-year anniversary of the 9/11 false flag attack on the World Trade Center (WTC).

“CERN is believed by some people to be attempting to open a portal to alternate dimensions in order to let, essentially, interdimensional demons come through,” Adams explained.

“That’s why Shiva the statue, the destroyer of worlds, is out in front of CERN. And that’s why all these countries are funding this because they’re trying to open a portal, essentially, to hell.”

The Vatican, by the way, which is ground zero for the Roman Catholicism religion, partnered with CERN back in 2012 to create “an informal exchange of scientists,” allowing Vatican Observatory scientists to presumably work on the LHC.

Is hell about to be unleashed on earth?

There is also speculation that April 8 – or perhaps 40 days after, if this particular eclipse is the final “sign of Jonah” for the wicked United States – heralds the unleashing of hell on earth, or what Christians recognize as the Great Tribulation or Time of Jacob’s Trouble described in Jeremiah 30:7.

All of the mysterious and ominous things scheduled to occur on April 8 would seem to point directly to this changing of the ages from the church age to the tribulation age, hence why the National Guard is being deployed; commercial travel is being paused; NASA is shooting rockets at the moon; and CERN is attempting to open the gates of hell and allow everything therein to be released upon the earth.

Adams speculates that the plans the powers that be have for April 8 point towards something very ugly and ominous for humanity, including by harvesting the energy of stars for the purpose of opening up portals to the dark underworld.

“On April 8, everything changes!” one of our readers and viewers speculated about what he thinks will happen. “The skies have NEVER looked like this before and never will again!”

Another noted that, for those who have been saved by Jesus Christ, there is no need to fear what appears to be on the verge of happening, as marked by this eclipse.

“No weapon formed against us will prosper,” this person added, quoting Isaiah 54:17. “Now more than ever, we need more of Jesus in our lives. He’s the only way to overcome all of this.”

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